Super Star

The only reason I didn’t mention it sooner? I was without running water or a phone the whole week it happened. There was this black dog that wouldn’t stop following us. Long story.

This is the kind of thing you’d make up around the sixth or seventh Molson Ice – Just behind Chris Rock’s LeBron fantasy in terms of plausible hockey. If only Edmonton had won it … not only has no one ever deserved to lose more … but it’s DALLAS. I believe the tears of Dallas fans cure cancer. I believe they play every player in every sport covered in the blood of the goat. I believe they celebrate every victory inside the anus of the goat. The only way this moment could be better is if the city of Dallas had to suffer just a little bit more.