Turkish: Well the rabbit gets fucked.
Tommy: [pauses] Proper fucked?
Basically, the idea behind the term "Getting the Rabbit" means that you got fucked. Proper fucked. But, you can say it in front of children!
This week: 12-10
WVU (+7) @ South Florida (13-21)
I watched this game in a bar. A bar, actually, that is now my favorite place in Silver Spring. The library is now second. But that’s besides the point. The point is that WVU actually looked really bad. They could drive the ball, but couldn’t keep it. At all. 6 turnovers. It was pretty bad. WVU gets 5 rabbits.
LSU @ Tulane (-40.5) (34-9)
Any time there is a spread of more than 40, you should probably take the dog
North Carolina @ VaTech (+18) (10-17)
This was honestly a bad call on my part. I don’t think that VaTech is 18 points better than anyone. But I hate Butch Davis, and I saw UNC play already against USF, and I figured they would get worked on the road the same way that USF did to them. No haps.
Penn State @ Illinois (-3) (27-20)
Sorry Lesjack. Penn State gets 7 rabbits.
Miss. State @ South Carolina (+13.5) (38-21)
I love the Ol’ Ball Coach. He likes to run up the score. Plus South Carolina was at home. Easy win
UMass @ BC (off) (14-24)
Ole Miss (-15) @ Georgia (17-45)
Fuck you, you fucking rebels. Last time I root for a team because my grandparents are from that state. 3 rabbits
Florida Atl. @ Kentucky (off) (17-45)
Oklahoma @ Colorado (-22.5) (24-27)
I mean, I didn’t think that Oklahoma was that good, but Colorado? Really? 7 rabbits for the Sooners
Iowa State (-21) @ Nebraska (17-35)
I have no idea why the spread was this high because Nebraska is not that good.
California (-6) @ Oregon (31-24)
Oregon had a chance to make a statement here (and the Big Ten had a chance to save some face if Oregon wins) but no. Not at all. Nike better come up with some new jerseys. Stat. 4 rabbits
Clemson (+3) @ Georgia Tech (3-13)
There is no reason why Clemson should have lost this game. None.
Maryland @ Rutgers (+16.5) (34-24)
Rutgers either. Though I probably should have taken Maryland this week. Both teams get 5 rabbits
Kansas State (-14.5) @ Texas (41-21)
Oh Texas. What you wouldn’t give for Vince Young. But to lose to K-State, at home? 12 rabbits.
MSU (-7.5) @ Wisconsin (34-37)
Wisconsin is either not good at all, or OSU circa 2002. Please let it be the former. Please
Hawaii @ Idaho (-25) (48-20
Alabama (-2.5) @ FSU (14-21)
USC @ Washington (-20.5) (27-24)
Auburn (-18) @ Florida (20-17)
I honestly can’t wait to read EDSBS this week. Like at all. They lost to a 18 point underdog, at home. And they have Tim Tebow. Though, to be perfectly fair, Auburn has beat Florida twice in a row now and Florida almost lost to South Carolina the same way last year. Still, you didn’t have Tebow starting last year And Tebow is responsible for over 1700 yards and 16 touchdowns and just might be the greatest sophomore quarterback ever.
20 rabbits Gators.
OSU (+23.5) @ Minnesota (30-7)
.5 points. Why couldn’t just go for 2 one of those times SV? Why?
ASU @ Stanford (-14) (41-3)
Whelp, I got the rabbit on that one, didn’t I?
Cincinnati @ San Diego St. (-14) (52-23)