The above picture is entitled “my life” and is, again, created by Britty.
So, you’ll just have to trust me as far as my picks last week. But then again, who would lie about going 8-7? Really?
8-7 is good though. I was above .500. Which is nice for a change
Last week: 6-10
This Week: 8-7
WVU (+6) @ Rutgers (31-3)
Like I said, I’m taking WVU every time the spread is +5 from now on.
Miss St. @ (+14) Kentucky (31-14)
I forgot the immutable law of SEC football: Sylvester Croom likes to shit on SEC teams because he didn’t get the Alabama job. My bad. 9 rabbits Wildcats.
Iowa State (-28.5) @ Mizzou (28-42)
USC (-3) @ Oregon (17-24)
This was actually my fault for picking against the Ducks. We all know how much I love ducks in general. But! USC is still sucking it hardcore. 16 rabbits.
Nebraska (-20.5) @ Texas (25-28)
Ok. I know I won this game. I know that I didn’t think that Nebraska was 20/21 points worse than the Longhorns. But my God. 216 YARDS IN A SINGLE QUARTER?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!? “OH THEY WON’T RUN IT AGAIN!” AT WHAT POINT DO YOU PUT ELEVENTY PEOPLE IN THE BOX?!?!
Somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 rabbits.
Minny @ (+23) TSUN (10-34)
I picked TSUN because Minnesota lost to a Div 1-AA team the week before.
USF (+4) @ UConn (15-22)
So much for that Big East Championship. And that’s no Bull.
Florida @ (-8.5) UGA (30-42)
The Gators got Tebowed!
UVA (+3) @ NCSU (24-29)
Fuck you Commonwealth. Fuck you up your stupid asses.
Ole Miss (-17) @ Auburn (3-17)
Great job in covering Ole Miss.
Kansas @ (-2.5) TAMU (19-11)
South Carolina @ (+2.5) Tennessee (27-24)
13 rabbits Ball Coach
OSU (+3.5) @ PSU (37-17)
Only 3.5 points? Really?
Cal (-3) @ ASU (20-31)
Someone should make Cal “We were #1 for 3 hours!” T-shirts.
NMSU (-27.5) @ Hawaii (13-50)
I cannot pick a Hawaii game to save my life