On Notice 11.02.07

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1. ICDSoft
I know that it can take up to 24 hours for my website to propagate. I accept and understand that. But, when you send an email to someone telling them that their website will be up in 24 hours wouldn’t it nice if you had like, a guy whose job it was to make sure that everyone’s website request went through?. If you are going to take someone’s money, shouldn’t you give them what they paid for? If you have a guy on one end to make sure you get paid, why don’t you have a guy on the other to make sure you do your job?

That’s all I’m sayin’

2. ditriech
Hey, scheisskopf. How about next time you pay in advance or something so crap like that doesn’t happen. That would be sweet.

3. Sam Seaborn
Now, I could be mistaken, but I don’t remember you being at Leo’s funeral. That’s just bad form.

4. USC
How was this the number one team in the country? First, you get beat by a tree [insert inappropriate Sonny Bono joke here]. Or a color. I’m never quite sure what Stanford is, I just know that those kids are a lot “smarter” than I am. Then, Adam Banks and Charlie Conway take it to you. Speaking of which…

5. Oregon Fans
Now, in an effort at full disclosure, I’ve never been to an Oregon game. But I really hope you people are quacking during big play moments. If not, you should be. Get on it.

6. Sobriety
I’m onto your little game sobriety. First, you lull me into a false sense of security with your “clarity.” Then Wham! Out come the three points of pain. Not falling for that again.

7. Panhandlers
I’ll admit. At one point in time I was guilty of giving these people money. But no longer. And not just because I rarely have cash. But I’ve come to the realization that something has to shake. Granted, being homeless or jobless is hard. But if you have the time to stand all day and think of a little jingle/song to go along with getting free money, then you have to time and energy to apply for a real job.

8. The Cookie Monster
No way in hell are you getting my goodies buddy.