Bizzo: Morning! Do you have any [office supply]?
Elderly Secretary: Sure do! Just got some in so it’s spanking brand new! er, spanking! Wait.
Elderly Secretary: Brand spanking, I mean! New! Spanking new. I mean, you know, Spank. No.
Woman: Do these dumplings have pork? Vegetables, right? Which ones do?
Friend: I think those.
Bizzo: I never asked.
Woman and Friend: Could be anything! ha!
Bizzo: (turning around to leave) “APPLE SAUCE?!??”
Tiny Japanese Woman In Whose Face I Just Bellowed APPLE SAUCE For No Reason: …
Bizzo: Er… a …
Japanese Woman: [flees]
Updates as they happen.