Roy of Roys.

The one and only Roy is now 24. A birthday dedication to him, then our first im convo of him being 24 below.

You’re one year older, One year wiser!
Rock and roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser!
A roomful of friends, A mouthful of cake,
Every present is for you, And it feels pretty great!
You’re the man of the hour, The V.I.P.
You get the first slice, Of the P-I-E,
But first blow out the candles, And make a wish,
Put a smile on, Cause its your birthday, Bitch!


(23:51:28) ditriech: this will only end awesome
(23:51:34) SouljaRoyTellEm: man
(23:51:40) SouljaRoyTellEm: its my birthday, i dont care
(23:51:47) SouljaRoyTellEm: though technically i could care for 9 minutes
(23:51:52) ditriech: nah, that’s why it will be awesome
(23:51:53) ditriech: true
(23:52:13) ditriech: but I already started drinking for your birthday, so there you go.
(23:52:33) SouljaRoyTellEm: good
(23:52:38) SouljaRoyTellEm: i went to the gym and worked out then bought groceries
(23:52:42) SouljaRoyTellEm: for bitches to cook me shit
(23:52:55) ditriech: well, im glad you went to the gym and worked out
(23:53:07) ditriech: instead of having the gay butt sex you normally do.
(23:53:29) SouljaRoyTellEm: please i just get prospects at the gym
(23:53:37) SouljaRoyTellEm: buttsex has to be executed in a controlled environment
(23:53:53) ditriech: “like my car”
(23:54:01) ditriech: “or the rosslyn metro station.”
(23:57:14) SouljaRoyTellEm: ha ha
(00:00:24) ditriech: happy birthday bitch
(00:06:33) SouljaRoyTellEm: ha always the first
(00:06:36) SouljaRoyTellEm: often teh blackest
(00:06:46) ditriech: haha
(00:06:51) SouljaRoyTellEm: “that one time half of ike really came out hard”
(00:07:00) ditriech: I really want to know who’s blacker than me
(00:07:02) ditriech: HAHAHA
(00:12:12) SouljaRoyTellEm: brownhawk out
(00:12:14) SouljaRoyTellEm: big day tomorrow
(00:12:18) SouljaRoyTellEm: coem holla after work nigga
(00:12:25) ditriech: ill call when I get off
(00:12:26) SouljaRoyTellEm: glad i started a new year with a typo
(00:12:28) SouljaRoyTellEm: and an epithet
(0012:39) ditriech: is there any other way for the roy?
(00:13:01) SouljaRoyTellEm: flawless grammar and a non-colloquialized epithet
(00:13:13) SouljaRoyTellEm: come holla tommorrow nigger!
(00:13:19) ditriech: haha
(00:13:19) SouljaRoyTellEm: tomorrow
(00:13:21) SouljaRoyTellEm: GODDAMMIT
(00:13:26) SouljaRoyTellEm: OUT