Today is awesome so far!

So far today I have missed a bus because it was three minutes early, stood outside for about 5 minutes in the freezing rain because someone couldn’t understand the concept of ‘the driver doesn’t carry change’ and then later that same bus broke down so I had to walk to the mall. The only way this day could be more awesome is if they have video of me stealing boxes.

7 thoughts on “Today is awesome so far!”

  1. you know better than to steal shit while they cameras are on, right?

    /me imagines ditriech casually whistling as he walks off with a full leather sleeper-sofa

  2. And hey, at least with buses no one walks up while you’re hung over and starts playing saxophone for change.

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