We are never allowed in Indiana again.

Well, at least Dutch isn’t.

(12:40:48) ditriech: street view is amazing
(12:40:52) ditriech: im looking at my house
(12:41:03) WoodnShoePimp: i know right?
(12:41:17) ditriech: wow. like seriously.
(12:41:43) ditriech: I, for one, welcome my new google overlords.
(12:42:20) WoodnShoePimp: they have street view for the DC area?
(12:42:30) ditriech: don’t think so
(12:42:36) ditriech: they have one for cleveland
(12:42:50) WoodnShoePimp: how the hell do they do cleveland before DC
(12:42:57) WoodnShoePimp: whiskey tango foxtrot, over
(12:43:11) ditriech: I know right
(12:43:50) WoodnShoePimp: THEY HAVE FUCKING ALBANY NEW YORK
(12:43:58) WoodnShoePimp: AND WORCHESTER MASS
(12:44:20) ditriech: my question is do they edit out the people
(12:44:34) WoodnShoePimp: layfayette indiana
(12:44:37) WoodnShoePimp: has street view
(12:44:42) ditriech: IU!
(12:44:43) WoodnShoePimp: as does bloomington
(12:44:45) ditriech: wait
(12:44:50) WoodnShoePimp: and
(12:44:50) ditriech: layfayette is perdue
(12:44:51) WoodnShoePimp: kokomo
(12:44:58) ditriech: that’s a real city?
(12:45:06) WoodnShoePimp: thank god kokomo indiana has street view
(12:45:10) ditriech: I thought the beach boys or whoever made that up.
(12:45:23) ditriech: Well Dutch, that’s where we want to go.
(12:45:27) WoodnShoePimp: no
(12:45:28) WoodnShoePimp: no it is not
(12:45:33) ditriech: we’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow
(12:45:34) WoodnShoePimp: i have been to kokomo indiana
(12:45:37) ditriech: we won’t?
(12:45:39) WoodnShoePimp: it’s a bunch of broke ass houses and strip malls
(12:45:47) WoodnShoePimp: and i can prove it to you with google street view
(12:45:56) ditriech: HAHAHAHAHA
(12:46:17) WoodnShoePimp: jesus christ they have most of wisconsin done
(12:46:25) WoodnShoePimp: they should just fake it and have 100,000 pictures of cows
(12:47:00) ditriech: best. april fools joke. ever.
(12:47:28) WoodnShoePimp: i am glad that kokomo, indiana has about 100,000 times the street view precision anality than phoenix, arizona
(12:48:07) WoodnShoePimp: hell kokomo indiana is better documented than LOS FUCKING ANGELES
(12:48:23) ditriech: probably easier
(12:48:29) ditriech: and less people to edit out
(12:48:34) ditriech: or something
(12:48:43) WoodnShoePimp: IT’S CAUSE NOBODY FUCKING LIVES THERE
(12:48:49) WoodnShoePimp: THEY COULD HAVE SAVED TIME AND DRIVING UP AND DOWN THE HIGHWAY

2 thoughts on “We are never allowed in Indiana again.”

  1. the convo I just had with you was funnier. (I wish that microsoft would invent a wingding or something on the character map that was just a pile of poo with some stink lines radiating off of it, because I would put it in this response…)

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