EX: The Legend Continues

(00:27:07) ditriech: I've figured out your problem. you know far to many black people.
(00:27:40) WhamBangThud: Wait, you're counting Stokes now?
(00:27:57) ditriech: not really.
(00:28:22) ditriech: but him, me and jimmy together is what, 1 4/5
(00:28:26) ditriech: that's way too many
(00:28:49) WhamBangThud: hahahaha
(00:29:28) WhamBangThud: It's funny because I know you've gotten this talk in reverse.
(00:30:05) ditriech: probably. I don't know. all I hear is "blah blah blah JFK" at this point
(00:30:34) WhamBangThud:
(00:30:45) WhamBangThud: That was random even for you
(00:30:59) ditriech: it all made sense, in an adam sorta way
(00:31:15) WhamBangThud: Okay, explain.
(00:31:43) ditriech: one time, I was talking to griz and I was saying something. and he was pretending to ignore me.
(00:32:35) ditriech: and then I say "blah blah blah, Malcolm X, blah blah blah MLK. that's all you hear when I talk isn't it? Damn whitey"
(00:33:01) WhamBangThud: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(00:33:26) WhamBangThud: Maybe he thought you were giving him directions above 124th st.
(00:34:26) ditriech: quite possible. I mean, it's the hood right? its all the same. you just look for mlk BLVD (of broken dreams. like literally) and then you work your way out
(00:34:27) ditriech: right?
(00:35:28) WhamBangThud: Man, you just squiggled so fast it's like the rest of us were moving in slow motion

Sorry folks, again I’m not available to write a quality post. I’ve been busy doing actual work related stuff. By which I mean drinking. Or cleaning. Whichever you think is most true. More EX possible convos that you’ve never seen (well most of you haven’t seen. I guess the people in them have seen them. Though I’m not sure if they saved them.) after the jump. You people deserve something.

(22:21:06) LookABrownGirl: (cheers)
(22:21:40) ditriech: (drinks)
(22:21:40) LookABrownGirl <AUTO-REPLY>: sickly.
(22:21:46) LookABrownGirl: (cheers)
(22:22:36) LookABrownGirl: (beers)
(22:22:40) LookABrownGirl is no longer away.
(22:22:42) ditriech: (cheers)
(22:22:56) LookABrownGirl: the joy of a reciprical relationship.
(22:23:05) ditriech: like 1/8 and 8
(22:23:13) LookABrownGirl: wow
(22:23:18) LookABrownGirl: i never thought of it that way…
(22:23:22) LookABrownGirl: and i never will again.

(16:12:58) ditriech: you know what the best part of the job is
(16:13:29) ditriech: i get to purchase internet service now
(16:13:39) WoodnShoePimp:
(16:13:46) WoodnShoePimp: you have no idea how excited that makes me
(16:13:52) WoodnShoePimp: i had forgotten about that
(16:13:56) WoodnShoePimp: like i'm seriously giddy
(16:14:00) ditriech: me too
(16:14:12) ditriech: that also means more regular ex updates too
(16:15:20) WoodnShoePimp: mmmmmmm
(16:21:50) ditriech: and ill finally be able to use firefox again
(16:25:12) WoodnShoePimp: mmm… firefox
(16:25:14) WoodnShoePimp: gotta love it
(16:25:19) WoodnShoePimp: and internet porn
(16:25:27) ditriech: oh yes.
(16:25:34) ditriech: cant believe i forgot about that
(16:25:46) WoodnShoePimp: word
(16:25:50) ditriech: i mean, ive been looking at the same porn for almost 8 months now
(16:25:57) WoodnShoePimp: don't you hate that?
(16:26:01) ditriech: yeah

(03:33:03) LookABrownGirl: man this guy lost 550lbs
(03:33:09) LookABrownGirl: and he had all this extra skin
(03:33:20) LookABrownGirl: wonder what they do with the skin when they surgically remove it?
(03:33:39) ditriech: they make soap
(03:34:15) LookABrownGirl: no, thats the fat
(03:34:19) LookABrownGirl: im talking about the skin
(03:34:43) ditriech: ahh
(03:34:51) ditriech: make…shampoo?
(03:35:17) LookABrownGirl:

(20:04:20) ditriech: im fine, just drunk
(20:04:25) ditriech: so better than fine
(20:04:35) Moorekock4VP: the finest of fines
(20:04:53) ditriech: and drinking milwaukee's finest
(20:05:02) ditriech: or wisconsin's best
(20:05:05) ditriech: you know, whatever
(20:05:14) Moorekock4VP: not much of a competition, really.
(20:07:01) ditriech: it isnt
(20:07:16) Moorekock4VP: so should I ask why/how you got fired?
(20:34:40) ditriech: they say i have integrity issues
(20:34:43) ditriech: do you agree?
(20:35:00) Moorekock4VP: adam, you're honest to the point of stupidity.
(20:35:10) ditriech: thats what i believe

(18:04:17) ditriech: though im leaning toward yes
(18:04:26) GrzaGenius: right, but where?
(18:04:30) GrzaGenius: in with dutch?
(18:04:55) ditriech: I don’t know. haven’t even really looked into it. looking to see if I could find a job there first
(18:05:05) GrzaGenius: nah, just go
(18:05:11) GrzaGenius: that will make it more interesting
(18:05:23) GrzaGenius: i mean, they have Popeye’s chicken there right?
(18:05:25) ditriech: yeah
(18:05:32) ditriech: I could always work there
(18:05:35) GrzaGenius: indeed
(18:05:49) GrzaGenius: i mean, that is what you people like right?
(18:05:57) GrzaGenius: or is it tacos?
(18:06:03) GrzaGenius: i can never keep those two straight
(18:06:17) ditriech: its chicken. we’re having that instead of turkey
(18:06:22) ditriech: just like every year
(18:06:29) GrzaGenius: deep fried in watermelon juice right?
(18:06:36) GrzaGenius: mmmm hmmmm
(18:07:05) GrzaGenius: i miss banting racist with you
(18:07:10) ditriech: I miss it too
(18:07:15) GrzaGenius: i’ve noticed recently that I don’t really like having conversations anymore
(18:07:44) ditriech: yeah. but the question is did you ever really like having conversations?
(18:07:54) GrzaGenius: haha, i remember i did long ago

(23:21:46) TheMeAndTheDead: Hey… I know that feeling…


(23:21:46) PcktBread <AUTO-REPLY>:
Cathy, I'm lost I said though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why…


(23:22:05) PcktBread: oh yeah? does michigan seem like a dream to you now?
(23:22:20) PcktBread: sorry, it just had to be said
(23:22:26) TheMeAndTheDead: lol
(23:22:29) TheMeAndTheDead: Very well.
(23:22:36) TheMeAndTheDead: No, I'm still here, unfortunately.
(23:22:58) TheMeAndTheDead: As much as I like it here, I'd rather be somewhere else… like maybe in Ohio… but don't tell Adam I said that.

(00:12:50) BucknutOhBama: just curious, how many years ago was this loss?
(00:12:59) ditriech: it was in 05
(00:13:24) BucknutOhBama: ok. there are losses in madden that i still think about as far back as high school
(00:13:54) ditriech: …i remember the first time i beat my father in 97
(00:13:59) ditriech: thats 10 fucking years ago.
(00:14:23) ditriech: thats when psx was a next gen system
(00:14:27) BucknutOhBama: ha
(00:14:47) ditriech: think about that seriously
(00:14:57) BucknutOhBama: i already feel old
(00:15:05) ditriech: i know right
(00:15:09) BucknutOhBama: i live with over a dozen 13 year olds
(00:15:26) BucknutOhBama: today they mentioned that 9/11 happened when they were in 3rd grade
(00:15:36) ditriech: ….
(00:15:39) BucknutOhBama: and they have no concept of who beavis and butthead are
(00:15:42) ditriech: wow.
(00:15:50) ditriech: i really dont know what to say to that
(00:15:52) ditriech: seriously
(00:16:31) BucknutOhBama: me neither. i had to stop myself from swearing
(00:17:05) ditriech: i would have had to stop myself from a pull at the flask that i would be undoubtedly carrying if i worked with 13 year olds
(00:17:12) ditriech: but thats neither here nor there
(00:18:37) BucknutOhBama: i have a drawer full of empy liquor bottles
(00:19:29) ditriech: i have a beeryamid thats getting pretty respectable

TheMeAndTheDead: I would however like to say that things being larger on the inside than they are on the outside is a common occurrence.
WhamBangThud: Shit. Math guy.
TheMeAndTheDead: The retractable penis is an example for which Norse women are very thankful.
BucknutOhBama: as are all women, i feel. if the penis didn't retract after… well that would just be awkward. conjoined at the hips, as it were.
TheMeAndTheDead: You missed the point.
WhamBangThud: So did she.

(11:28:01) WoodnShoePimp: i'm going to hell
(11:28:30) WoodnShoePimp: when we were at this party, the girl who dragged me there was like, "wow, i didn't know how dirty this would be… i'm going to have to try to get something worse next year"
(11:28:49) ditriech: wow.
(11:28:57) WoodnShoePimp: the gift that inspired that was a package containing a preteen era mary-kate and ashly movie and a bottle of lube
(11:29:09) WoodnShoePimp: but without missing a beat, i reply,
(11:29:18) WoodnShoePimp: "get a child-sized leather s&m outfit"
(11:29:25) WoodnShoePimp: the look she gave me was priceless
(11:29:44) ditriech: "congratulations dutch you've just made the ex again!"
(11:29:57) WoodnShoePimp: i'm going to disney world!
(11:30:41) WoodnShoePimp: and, incidentally, to hell
(11:30:52) ditriech: arent they one and the same?
(11:30:54) WoodnShoePimp: contrary to public opinion, they are not one and the same
(11:30:56) WoodnShoePimp: FUCK YOU
(11:30:57) WoodnShoePimp: DAMNIT
(11:31:03) WoodnShoePimp: HAHAHA
(11:31:22) ditriech: we are awesome.
(11:31:26) WoodnShoePimp: NOT ONLY DID WE HAVE THE SAME THOUGH, WE USED THE SAME EXACT LANGUAGE
(11:31:33) WoodnShoePimp: GET OUT OF MY HEAD ADAM
(11:32:02) WoodnShoePimp: good lord
(11:32:17) ditriech: sooner or later we all became what [ditriech] wanted us to be
(11:33:28) WoodnShoePimp: the sad thing is, it's true. i feel like i'm going to step off the plane in LA or Miami and somebody will come up to me and say, "[ditriech], we have a car waiting for you"

(12:08:36) SouljaRoyTellEm: it boggles the mind
(12:08:38) SouljaRoyTellEm: like that game
(12:08:39) SouljaRoyTellEm: whats the one
(12:08:52)SouljaRoyTellEm: oh yeah trouble
(12:08:55) SouljaRoyTellEm: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT
(12:09:08) ditriech: of trouble?
(12:10:03) SouljaRoyTellEm: dammit adam
(12:10:05) SouljaRoyTellEm: i said boggles the mind
(12:10:07) SouljaRoyTellEm: like the game
(12:10:11) SouljaRoyTellEm: so everyone thinks "oh yeah, boggle"
(12:10:12) SouljaRoyTellEm: "ha"
(12:10:28) SouljaRoyTellEm: and you shake it up/kick it up a notch by revealing you were thinking of a different game
(12:10:32) SouljaRoyTellEm: in this case "trouble"
(12:10:41) SouljaRoyTellEm: maybe even play with their slogan a little
(12:10:47) SouljaRoyTellEm: [ITS NOT FUN GETTING INTO TROUBLE]
(12:10:51) SouljaRoyTellEm: etc

WhamBangThud: Till and I play NBA Live 2006 all the time.
WhamBangThud: Last weekend, I started chanting "Steeeve Perry" at him to get him to miss free throws.
WhamBangThud: Amazingly effective. I almost came back from a 20 point deficit with Shaq fouled out, just from that.
WhamBangThud: He wouldn't talk to me for like a day.
ditriech: wow.
ditriech: thats…special
WhamBangThud: We all need to get away from each other for about 5 years.
WhamBangThud: Get in geologic amounts of Nortonless time.
ditriech:
ditriech: sorry
ditriech: you must die
WhamBangThud: *live forever until some jackass with a ponytail chops off my head.
ditriech:
ditriech: dont make me call sean
ditriech: he'll do it.
WhamBangThud: Dammit.
WhamBangThud: I must shore his locks.
WhamBangThud: Shear
WhamBangThud: I don't know why I thought it was shore
ditriech: paul?
WhamBangThud: Mullet. Not ponytail.
WhamBangThud: Wouldn't expect you to understand the difference.
ditriech: you forget i'm a nascar fan
ditriech: its just obligatory that someone brings up pauly shore once every 3 years
ditriech: or else you die
ditriech: or something
ditriech: congrats on the sabres btw
WhamBangThud: Sooo good.
WhamBangThud: But, are you suggesting Pauly Shore is like John Barleycorn?
ditriech: yes.
WhamBangThud: Like he's a fertility god you assemble and then kill and throw his body parts around to ensure a good harvest?
WhamBangThud: And a harvest of what?
ditriech: weezing the juice?
WhamBangThud: WHAT?
ditriech: weezing the ju-uice.
ditriech:
ditriech: i take it im the only one in this convo that has memorized encino man
WhamBangThud: Also, the only one who has seen it.

(23:04:53) EnterDa4Chambers: hahah what's up man?


(23:04:53) ditriech <AUTO-REPLY>: If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?


(23:05:07) ditriech: nohting
(23:05:12) ditriech: and nothing
(23:05:43) EnterDa4Chambers: hahah
(23:06:10) EnterDa4Chambers: that is a depressing autoreply you planning on departing?
(23:06:16) ditriech:
(23:06:25) ditriech: its the first line from freebird
(23:06:30) ditriech: god you people have no culture
(23:07:06) EnterDa4Chambers: nope

(00:42:25) ditriech: but it would be awesome
(00:42:33) ditriech: matza balls and malted liquor
(00:42:59) LookABrownGirl: latkes and lap dances.
(00:43:18) LookABrownGirl: driedels and droppin it like its hot
(00:43:25) ditriech:
(00:43:26) ditriech: ok
(00:43:29) ditriech: lets stop now
(00:43:31) LookABrownGirl: no
(00:43:34) LookABrownGirl: let's keep going!
(00:43:38) LookABrownGirl: or not
(00:43:43) LookABrownGirl: i actually can't think of much else
(00:43:48) LookABrownGirl: menorahs and YO MAMA
(00:44:15) LookABrownGirl: yeah thats it
(00:44:43) ditriech: yarmulke's and 'yac
(00:44:55) ditriech: ?
(00:44:56) LookABrownGirl: good one
(00:44:59) LookABrownGirl: fucking awesome.
(00:47:33) LookABrownGirl: hebrew and homeboys
(00:47:36) LookABrownGirl: but nothing beats what you said
(00:47:38) LookABrownGirl: dammit!
(00:48:00) ditriech: hannukah and ho' checkin'?
(00:48:37) LookABrownGirl: sitva and shotgunnin'?
(00:48:59) ditriech: I think dreidels and drive bys would be better
(00:49:16) LookABrownGirl: but my two are actually about death
(00:49:21) ditriech: yeah
(00:49:25) LookABrownGirl: yours is about a toy and death
(00:49:27) LookABrownGirl: kinda creepy.

3 thoughts on “EX: The Legend Continues”

  1. i… i am at a loss

    1) you really need to just suck it up and bring back the EX
    2) wtf is “squiggled”

  2. 1) I would brring back the EX, the major problem is the fact that it would never be updated seeing as the only people that I talk to online nowadays are you, Mo, and Bizzo. And it would get boring.

    2) You know how most people, ‘normals’ have a ‘train of thought,’ a thought process that goes in a straight line? well, we discovered long ago that I had a ‘squiggle of thought’ there is no rhyme or reason to anything that I say doing most conversations and one thing may only tangentally relate to the previous thing. But it always makes sense in the end. And by ‘always’ I mean ‘sometimes.’ And by ‘Sometimes’ I mean, ‘almost never’.

  3. your train of thought is an twenty-car freight train, drunk off its metaphorical ass on some sort of grain-alcohol-coal, trying to tip-toe through a hedge maze designed for toddlers

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