ITS A CELEBRATION BITCHES!

THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA HAS SEEN FIT TO GIVE ME LEGAL VERIFICATION OF MY AGE! !!! And, as is my wont, I celebrate by listening to Jewel.

(08:32:16) ditriech: in completely unrelated news, I’ve become a really big jewel fan
(08:32:47) WoodnShoePimp:

(08:33:04) ditriech: i know

(08:33:15) ditriech: the girl can sing though

(08:33:17) ditriech: like seriously

(08:34:27) WoodnShoePimp:

(08:34:50) ditriech: fine.

(08:35:03) WoodnShoePimp: that comment caught me completely off guard

(08:35:22) WoodnShoePimp: because i had jewel in that "top .5 percentile of music alan would like least" category

(08:35:52) ditriech: i think most people would honestly be really surprised at most of the music i like

(08:36:07) WoodnShoePimp: i would have been more prepared for a "i’m eloping to the ukraine with a goat i met at ben stiller’s cousin’s bar mitzvah" than that

(08:36:19) ditriech: it was a turkey.

(08:36:35) ditriech: and she was a slut, so it never would have worked out.

This is all true, but Jewel ranks up there as one of my top five all time singer/songwriters. Fortunately, the Foolish Games of which she speaks have nothing to do with Beirut. Which will be played tonight at WNDC

FEAR. THE. WOMBAT!