Bizzo: Fuck you and your boring playoff series
Dutch: well in your blog post you said we’d lose to whoever won the dallas-san jose series
so maybe that series will be interested
AND HOW CAN YOU SAY IT WASN’T INTERESTING. THERE WAS SQUID-HITTING
I’m wrong about everything substantive.
But my weird asides were all right on the money
Rangers are down, det-col was short and quiet, Sharks down,
But dammit if they didn’t punch squid and nearly murder Sean Avery.
Dutch: wow they did almost murder him
Bizzo: So, to sum up:
Thoughtful analysis: 0%
Violent throwaway jokes: 100%
Dutch: i wonder if it’s something you could do consciously
like throw out there, “vice president cheney has a near-fatal incident with a wayward pigeon”
Bizzo: Fuck near-fatal.
I’m making the history books.