(01:02:57) WhamBangThud: wow
(01:02:59) ditriech: yeah
(01:03:02) ditriech: …
(01:03:15) ditriech: btb, I just double clicked to im you to say the same thingi
(01:03:25) WhamBangThud: As they might say in Ohio, “WHAM”
(01:03:31) ditriech: Two points?
(01:03:56) ditriech: ah. now you see what I did there
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(01:07:35) WhamBangThud: Sorry, I’m distracted by a replay of a victory speech given just before it was revealed you didn’t win.
(01:07:40) WhamBangThud: It’s a fascinating artifact
(01:07:47) ditriech: Hills?
(01:07:55) WhamBangThud: …
(01:07:56) WhamBangThud: ?
(01:08:10) ditriech: the speech?
(01:08:26) WhamBangThud: Oh. Right yes.
(01:08:32) WhamBangThud: Her. Not the landmass.
(01:08:38) WhamBangThud: Indeed
(01:08:55) ditriech: though, if the landmass was giving a speech
(01:08:58) ditriech: I’d take heed
(01:09:00) ditriech: seriously
(01:09:05) ditriech: what was the final margin
(01:09:17) ditriech: im only getting 51/49 hills here
(01:09:55) WhamBangThud: Everyone’s saying that, or 50/50 with percentages
(01:10:04) WhamBangThud: either way, it’s a Not Win.
(01:10:10) WhamBangThud: A Fail, if you will.
(01:10:15) WhamBangThud: As the kids say.
(01:10:29) ditriech: they do say that
(01:11:52) WhamBangThud: I kind of want Rocks to play the finisher tomorrow.
(01:12:31) WhamBangThud: Have the pack of supers he kept quiet all declare first thing in the morning.
(01:12:42) WhamBangThud: “Now that the people have spoken”
(01:13:05) WhamBangThud: Then just shut up and let both Clintons say whatever damn fool thing it occurs to them to say.
(01:14:01) WhamBangThud: Go to some island until the 3rd, have long, angry, post-ivy-league sex, send the kids snorkeling, and pick up a tan before the convention.
(01:14:06) WhamBangThud: …
(01:14:08) WhamBangThud: wait.
(01:14:31) ditriech: yeah, the snorkeling was a stretch
(01:16:10) WhamBangThud: Yeah, I’ll try and calm down. I’m getting crazy with these predicticators.
(01:16:26) ditriech: lil’ bit, yeah
01:23:01) WhamBangThud: Finals are in
01:23:12) WhamBangThud: 50.7%, she wins it
(01:23:20) ditriech: “wins”
01:23:41) WhamBangThud: Lead went from 95,000 votes when she declared victory to under 40,000.
01:24:02) WhamBangThud: Combined with NC, this makes it a -7 delegate night.
01:24:15) WhamBangThud: God damn.
(01:24:27) ditriech: best night ever for Rocks fans like myself
01:25:09) WhamBangThud: She’s going to win WV by a lot, he’s going to win Oregon. I bet he takes MT by a (slight) suprise. Give her Idaho and Rico.
01:25:37) WhamBangThud: Then split the remaining supers 50% … which is AMAZINGLY optimistic for Hillary
01:25:43) WhamBangThud: and … he still wins.
(01:25:46) ditriech: yup
01:26:15) WhamBangThud: Unless they find the bodies of 30 or more molested children with the whole family’s teeth marks on the bones,
01:26:38) WhamBangThud: We’re looking at the Democratic candidate for President of the United States.
(01:26:53) ditriech: Finally, I pick a winner
01:26:56) WhamBangThud: And latest count has his money lead over the Repubs in the tens of millions.
01:27:11) WhamBangThud: Jesus.
01:27:32) WhamBangThud: I still remember the block of the city I was on when we first talked about the possibility of him even RUNNING.
(01:28:04) ditriech: yeah, I remember when he gave the speech in 04
(01:28:33) ditriech: that’s when i feel in love
(01:28:48) ditriech: or, as they say, got a crush on Obama
01:30:51) WhamBangThud: … are you dancing right now in a halter top?
(01:31:03) ditriech: noooo
01:31:33) WhamBangThud: …
(01:31:54) ditriech: she’s pretty hot though
(01:32:03) ditriech: I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers
(01:32:05) ditriech: ….
01:32:57) WhamBangThud: …
01:33:06) WhamBangThud: Goodnight then
(01:33:10) ditriech: night
01:33:23) WhamBangThud: FUCK YEAH
01:33:28) WhamBangThud: AMERICA
(01:33:32) ditriech: AMER–
(01:33:34) ditriech: DAMMITT