Hundsfrau: besides you might need skis
Hundsfrau: mmmm… gas station breakfast
those 2 are unrelated
Bizzo: I think I’ve already told you the story that ends up with me downhill skiing and drinking fast food coffee at the same time?
Pantless, no less?
Hundsfrau: no …
Hundsfrau: i just stopped the mayor from driving away from the gas pump without closing his gas tank up
like i said… idiots
Bizzo: Speaking of
Did I ever tell you the story of how I ran a gas pump over with a truck going backwards?
Hundsfrau: … no
i havent heard that one either
Hundsfrau: no diving through the passanger window
Hundsfrau: hood sliding is still allowed
Bizzo: (fist pump)
Hundsfrau: and always butt-waxing of the hood
Bizzo: … does that mean waxing the hood with hood wax using your butt or using the hood to apply wax intended for your butt?
proverbial hoood waxing
you know what, never mind
Bizzo: ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH OTHER
I also once ran myself over with a snowmobile. My own hand was turning the throttle while my torso was in front of it, being plowed toward a tree.
I have never used cocaine.