Life: Best Unexamined

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Hundsfrau: besides you might need skis
Hundsfrau: mmmm… gas station breakfast
those 2 are unrelated
weirdo
Bizzo: I think I’ve already told you the story that ends up with me downhill skiing and drinking fast food coffee at the same time?
Pantless, no less?
Hundsfrau: no …
(…)
Hundsfrau: i just stopped the mayor from driving away from the gas pump without closing his gas tank up
like i said… idiots
Bizzo: Speaking of
Did I ever tell you the story of how I ran a gas pump over with a truck going backwards?
Hundsfrau: … no
i havent heard that one either
(…)
Hundsfrau: no diving through the passanger window
Bizzo: damn
Hundsfrau: hood sliding is still allowed
Bizzo: (fist pump)
Hundsfrau: and always butt-waxing of the hood
Bizzo: … does that mean waxing the hood with hood wax using your butt or using the hood to apply wax intended for your butt?
Hundsfrau: no
bad
proverbial hoood waxing
innuendo …
you know what, never mind
Bizzo: ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH OTHER
Hundsfrau:
Bizzo:
Hundsfrau: elipses

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I also once ran myself over with a snowmobile. My own hand was turning the throttle while my torso was in front of it, being plowed toward a tree.

I have never used cocaine.

2 thoughts on “Life: Best Unexamined”

  1. mayhap it would be better if you did. use cocaine. Twould explain a lot more about you.

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