“I HAVE NO SENSE OF PROPORTION”

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Dear Japan,

1) 10% our population is not in Washington State.

2) 80,000 is not a voting majority in Massachusetts.

3) Seattle does not have its own army.

4) Wayne Manor does not fit in a bank vault.

5) NONE OF THESE EXPLAIN THE CLOWNS

 


Sweet murdering jesus

 

Look Japan, I’ll just give you these:

 

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These have served the rest of the human race very well, for hundreds of years. The ideas behind them, while new, are not difficult. With a little practice, I hope you’ll come to terms with the size of things relative to other things.

Love,
Bizzo

3 thoughts on ““I HAVE NO SENSE OF PROPORTION””

  1. You do realize that those symbols look exactly like the scrunchy face that anime characters make…

    wait I am I that asshole that now explains everyone’s jokes…

  2. No, actually I spaced them further apart to try and delay that interpretation.

    Gorram internet culture.

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