How mad can I get when this is the kind of shit I would say if given a microphone for more than 20 seconds?

And when he’s Ann Coulter with a beard, anyway.

(DOWN, Peter!)

Attention whoring is one part of it. But the interesting thing is the Parental Creationism on display. “Savage” is tying this to a right-wing thesis: genetic variation in humans is measured in terms of being a pussy. And if a child is anything or anyone they don’t like, it’s caused by their dad being a pussy. Or their mother being a woman. Or divorcing a husband that beat her, or something. That turns kids into pussies. Like autistics, nerds, homosexuals, or Hispanics. All of which are caused by some parent’s dick not being big enough. Or American enough.

… which is why I had mine branded with the stars and stripes.

I suffer now, but no child of mine will be a deviant.

(Yes, I do call it The Bald Eagle.)

2 thoughts on “How mad can I get when this is the kind of shit I would say if given a microphone for more than 20 seconds?”

  1. I call mine Ol’ Glory.

    Or “Stars and Stripes forever”

    Because that what she sees.

    (o) HI-YO!

  2. you can only say savage is “Ann Coulter with a beard” because you haven’t seen her on vacation and hasn’t shaved for a couple days. ew.

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