Yes, these are our real conversations, V2

(23:26:12) ditriech: brb store
(23:26:24) LookABrownGirl: brb superstore.
(23:26:36) ditriech: brb megastore
(23:26:45) LookABrownGirl: brb WAREHOUSE STORE!
(23:27:42) ditriech: brb FACTORY STORE
(23:28:03) LookABrownGirl: BRB CHINA
(23:28:24) ditriech: brb BEER STORE
(23:28:27) ditriech: (wins)
(23:28:49) LookABrownGirl: (Cries)