Bizzo:Â I may weep openly.
Warthog:Â what’s up?
Bizzo: The reviews for Too Human are bad.
Bizzo:Â This hurts me in ways that it really shouldn’t.
like somebody has picked up my own adopted child and slapped him with an octopus.
Then told him he’s not special.
Then refused to let him start the second grade.
I may have issues.
Once I get the Xbox (assuming I ever find a worthy job), that was going to be my first purchase.Â
Possibly followed by
Bizzo: AND THAT IS UNDERWHELMING TOO
How could they have been AWESOME enough to create TWOÂ
Viking games for this system … AND SCREWED THEM BOTH UP???
Warthog:Â they never seem to do well with Viking games
Bizzo:Â Like, if you sat me down and said “Have full creative control. Design the most awesome thing you can come up with. Totally self-indulge.”
I would have written an outline to Too Human
I can’t believe the concept actually exists.
It seems like I created it with my subconsious.
Warthog: there are many a game with promise that hath been made lame…
Bizzo:Â much like Christina Hendricks.
My primary motivation to 1) get back in shape and 2) become rich and famous
Is that she exists. And is only a few years older than we.
Bizzo: I’m like Forest Whittaker, growing corn, creating ham radio broadcasts no one listens to, and stalking Diana Ross.
Bizzo:Â Only I’m young and white, the corn is corporate blackbooks, the ham radio is a blog, and Diana Ross is Christina Hendricks.
… this is all going to kind of a weird place.
Warthog:Â I thoroughly enjoy youÂ
You just made the place weirder.