Rabbit Day, V2.3

This Week: 12-10-2
Last Week: 17-11
YTD: 44-37-2

Record by Conference: This Week (Overall)

ACC: 0-1 (3-4)
Big East: 1-0 (7-0)
Big 10: 4-4-1 (11-11-1)
Big 12: 2-3 (8-6)
Pac 10: 3-3 (5-8)
SEC: 3-0-1 (12-3-1)
Conference USA: 0-3 (4-5)
MAC: – (4-3)
MWC: 1-2 (4-1)
Sun Belt: 2-1 (4-3)
WAC: 3-1 (5-3)
1AA: 2-0 (18-0)
IND: 0-1 (0-1)

Me: So I’m doing about 50% on today’s games
Dutch: So basically a random number generator could have picked the games and done as well as you.
Me: yup.

Full Rabbit day report and a NSFL picture below. Because State fucking deserves it.

Kansas (-3.5) @ USF (34-37)
Man, this is one of those times in which I’m happy i’m picking ATS and not straight up. Because I so would have picked KU to win.

Cal (+14.5) @ UMD (27-35)
(15:08:10) WoodnShoePimp: man you got the rabbit on cal-umd
(15:08:15) ditriech: yeah. I did
(15:08:17) ditriech: seriously

CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL, THAT’S WHAT MARYLAND DOES.

the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

LA Lafayette @ (+24) Illinois (17-20)

Nevada @ (+26.5) Mizzou (17-69)
Chase Daniel is a beast. And a dog. Don’t you know that he’s a beast. And a dog.

Yeah, I know I said that already. But it still applies.

ECU (+13) @ Tulane (28-24)

the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

UCLA @ (+8) BYU (0-59)

‘Cuse @ (+27) Penn State (13-55)

Georgia (+7) @ [The Other]USC (14-7)
Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Get up on this!

Oregon @ (-8) Purdue (32-26 OT)

SMU @ (+36.5) Texas Tech (7-43)
Seriously, what the fuck?

the rabbit.the rabbit.

W. Kentucky @ (+28) [The Other]Bama

Auburn @ (-10.5) Miss. State(3-2)
And the score of the week goes to…

Oklahoma @ (-20.5) Washington(55-14)

Utah @ (-24.5) Utah State (58-10)
And there goes my rivalry theory.

OSU (-10.5) @ USC (3-35)
This game never happened.

UNT (-41.5) @ LSU (3-41)

UNLV @ (+23) ASU (23-20)

the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

Wisco (+1.5) @ Fresno State (13-10)

 

Other Big Ten

Southern Illinois @ (off) Northwestern (7-33)

Montana State @ (off) Minny (23-35)

Iowa State @ (+13) Iowa (5-17)

the rabbit.the rabbit.

TSUN (-1) @ Notre Dame (7-35)
Boy was I wrong about this one. Fucking TSUN.

the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

Florida Atlantic (-17) @ MSU (0-17)
Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor’s edge
but don’t look down, just keep your head
and you’ll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You’ve reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Ok, fine. The State game did happen. And it was horrible. Which is why there isn’t a Facebook player of the week this week. It was that bad. Also, now, if your using gReader, would be a good time to use that good ol’ "j" key.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, for those of you that are still with me, you know how I feel about Ohio State. And, if you don’t, suffice to say that Ohio State is pretty important to me. To the point in which I hate UNLV for using the colors Scarlet and Gray, I rarely say and/or type the name of the school up north, and that naming my first son Charles Wayne Woodrow is a dealbreaker. So it pains me to do this, but State didn’t just get the rabbit last week. They got the Fuck Moose.

fuckmoose

Fucking Trojans

3 thoughts on “Rabbit Day, V2.3”

  1. Meh, three paper bags and the moose that is pictured is just like a hairy hippie chick.And now see here Maryland is also good at sailing

  2. It’d take more than three paper bags. Christ. Maybe two garbage bags, a paper bag, and a fuckload of duct tape. And even then it’s a hairy hippie chick with OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS UNDER THOSE BAGS

    actually, since only male moose grow antlers, it’s really a transvestite fuck moose. Really makes me wonder what kind of fucked up plastic surgeon would give a moose fake breasts.

    in other news, i’m gonna go jab out my eyeballs now.

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