Frakking Bureaucrats

or ditriech=Phail

I would like to first give my apology to the Man Himself, because there is no way that I will be able to vote today. Which, you know, sucks. Especially with everyone telling me how important it is. Not for lack of trying though.

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That’s my legal name. Honest!

And I never got my ballot. Seriously. I would have sent it next day (again) and everything. Fuck you Cuyahoga County Board of Elections. Fuck you up your stupid ass.

Though, in reality I’m pretty much not worried. In fact, if Mayor Marcia Fudge wins the OH-11 by less than 12 points, I’ll post the picture of me in the TSUN shirt as part of the banner for The Game.

So, I guess you should vote today for me. So like do it twice or something. Especially if you’re in the OH-11.

edit: AND NOW I HAVE TO WORK A GORRAM DOUBLE

FUCK YOU LIFE.

FUCK YOU UP YOUR STUPID ASS

ROCKS BETTER WIN THIS BITCH NAO OR THERE WILL BE QUIET RESIGNATION AMONG THE NEEGORS!!!!

edit: I forgot to mention that Mayor Fudge is running for the seat vacated due to Stephanie Tubbs-Jones’s (PBUH) untimely death. Honestly, I could have ran for that seat and won.

Seriously. That’s how safe OH-11 is.

But still. Fuck you CCBOE.

yet another edit: Also, this is the only day ever when it’s ok for me to say Go Blue. But a lighter blue. Closer to #0000FF than #082567. But still, I wish for Ohio to be a solid #0000FF this evening.