HOT SEX IN COLD STORE
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2008-12-23, 09:22PM EST
Retail professional looking for a little help after work.
Here’s how it will go.
I’m closing up, but somehow ‘forgot’ to lock the door. You walk in asking if we had any hot chocolate left. I say ‘Of course, whole or skim milk?’ You reply “I want it all,” while talking off your overcoat to reveal a victoria’s secret thong and nothing else.
We then make sweet, passionate love on the countertop, leaving a mess for the morning crew
Sound like a plan? Email me, pic for a pic.
*from the “Unpublished Craigslist Ads” folder in ditriech’s mental hard drive.