Laws of War

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(Our heroes were playing a very enjoyable game of COD 4, when one of the consoles shat the bed and died)

Bizzo: Fucking red ring of death …
Warthog: you mean of fire
Bizzo: ha
I still think [Roommate] sabotaged it
Because he was getting killed by nubz.
Warthog: I completely owned the last couple matches
Bizzo: HEY
I WONDER IF THAT’S A PERK
Like, when you reach “Colonel II” or something.
Select Perk: Shoot Them In the XBox.
Warthog: HAHAHA
Bizzo: Video card frags have to be worth at least 2 points
Warthog: not far off actually
Bizzo: Someone needs to code the function into the game engine, somehow.
So that the denial of service attack is .exe by pulling the trigger on a huge, comical gun.
Like something out of Marvin the Martian.
Warthog: watch Master Chief pull that out of his ass
Bizzo: META-KILL
 TECH SUPPORT COMBO
The player who made the shot hears
"air strike now available"
The player who crashed hears, in the same game voice
"Lawsuit now available."
… that’s balance.
Alt Fire calls down an FCC investigation.
FIFTH AMENDMENT KILL.
  +27 exp
Warthog: [away]
Bizzo: … I’m so lonely.