(Our heroes were playing a very enjoyable game of COD 4, when one of the consoles shat the bed and died)
Bizzo: Fucking red ring of death …
Warthog: you mean of fire
I still think [Roommate] sabotaged it
Because he was getting killed by nubz.
Warthog: I completely owned the last couple matches
I WONDER IF THAT’S A PERK
Like, when you reach “Colonel II” or something.
Select Perk: Shoot Them In the XBox.
Bizzo: Video card frags have to be worth at least 2 points
Warthog: not far off actually…
Bizzo: Someone needs to code the function into the game engine, somehow.
So that the denial of service attack is .exe by pulling the trigger on a huge, comical gun.
Like something out of Marvin the Martian.
Warthog: watch Master Chief pull that out of his ass
TECH SUPPORT COMBO
The player who made the shot hears
"air strike now available"
The player who crashed hears, in the same game voice
"Lawsuit now available."
… that’s balance.
Alt Fire calls down an FCC investigation.
FIFTH AMENDMENT KILL.
Bizzo: … I’m so lonely.