In the inaugural episode of "Idiot Safari," the semi-regular blog of inane world happenings, Warthog and Bizzo discuss "Savanna Seduction" OR "How To Kill Time In Malawi."
Warthog: sure but don’t say I didn’t warn you if you get sick
Warthog: Cop: Hey you there! SHEEP FUCKER!…DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE!?!
Warthog: OMG it is spreading...
Warthog: Little known factoid…"According to some information sourced on the internet, bestiality was punishable by death under the Mosaic Law."….thank you Africa News
Bizzo: Fears of the Swine Flu have receded, replaced by a creeping pandemic of Goat Sex Fever.
Bizzo: Which is like Cat Scratch Fever
Bizzo: Except terrifying
Warthog: "Kadewere is alleged to have had sex with a she-goat end last month."…."Makalani also revealed that Kadewere has been on the run ever since police were notified of the act." I love that juxtaposition
Warthog: Makalani: "FREEZE GOAT FUCKER!" Kadewere: "RUN BETSY!"