ditriech vs. the Numbers 3.1 [rabbit day]

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ditriech:
This Week: 17-10 (.629)
Last Week: 11-5-1 (.647)
Rolling 3 Week: 40-22-1 (.634)

Random Numbers:
This Week: 11-16 (.407)
Last Week: (Who knows)
Rolling Three Week: (Who knows)

H2H (ditriech-RN-push)
This Week: 7-3
Last Week: (Who knows)
Rolling Three Week: (Who knows)

Ok, Right now I have no idea what the rolling 3 week for RN is. I mean, I could theoretically go back and find it. And I probably will. But the problem is that for two weeks I didn’t do dvn. And for one of those I don’t even have spreads for. So it’s a lot more work than it should be.

But that’s not what you’re here for. You, Dutch (I say Dutch because he is the only one reading this), are here for who got the rabbit. And, the short answer is pretty much the entire Big Ten. And ditriech for that matter. I mean, I took Nevada out of pure spite for frack’s sake. So for that I’ll make amends next week. Hopefully. We’ll see.

Anyhoo, full rabbit day below the fold.

 

USU @ (+24) Utah

Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water – no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I’m a motherfuckin spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful
The new Ice Cube – motherfuckers HATE to like you
What did I do? (huh?) I’m just a kid from the gutter
makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I’m a muh’fuckin

This has nothing to do with anything. but I pretty much got hosed on this one. Three rabbits.

the rabbit. the rabbit.the rabbit.

Oregon @ (+4.5) BSU
Blue turf, blue jersey, and blue Ducks.

Navy (-21.5) @ Ohio State
Well. We won right? Right? Jesus. You know what we get? We get the dreaded sado bunny. Via the guys at KSK.

 

Akron (-27) @ Penn State
Zero Dutch: what
Zero Dutch: the
Zero Dutch: fuck
Zero Dutch: you picked akron over penn state?
Zero Dutch: i mean
Zero Dutch: it’s a huge spread
Zero Dutch: but still
ditriech: i feel like jopa isnt going to run up the score
Zero Dutch: too bad he’s not in charge
ditriech: like i feel like he might do it against a b10 team
Zero Dutch: fuckin figurehead
ditriech: haha

HAHAHAHAHA! THREE RABBITS FOR YOU DUTCHMAN!!!

 

the rabbit. the rabbit.the rabbit.

Northern Iowa @ (off) Iowa
Guess who else gets Sado Bunny!

 

 

Jacksonville State @ (off) GATech

 

(-5.5) UGA @ OkSU

 

the rabbit. the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

SJSU (-33) @ USC

 

Nevada (-14.5) @ Notre Dame I guess, technically I deserve the rabbit (at least one!) for this game. But I plain just don’t like Notre Dame. Something about them just grinds my gears. Though, to be honest, I like Rudy.

 

Citadel @ (off) UNC
Did you know: Tim Biakabatuka (or whatever)’s brother plays for Citadel? And that he is 15 years younger than good ol’sd1 Tim?

 

Northern Colorado @ (off) The Fightin’ Manginos
Kansas FEASTED on UNC-West

 

FAU @ (22.5) Nebraska

 

Oklahoma @ (-22) BYU
Sorry Oklahoma. I mean, you lose Bradford for 2 to 4. And then. Then! You lose Gresham for the season? You get the fuck moose (NSFL).

 

Charleston St. @ (off) UF
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LA-Monroe (-42) @ Tixas

 

‘Bama @ (-6.5) VaTech
damn hokies.

 

the rabbit. the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

UMD (-21) @ Cal
GODDAMMIT YT I AM BLAMING YOU FOR THIS. FUCKING RABBITS FOR YOU AND ME AND UMD.sd2

 

the rabbit. the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit. the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

LSU (-17.5) @ Washington
THIS ACTUALLY ALMOST HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!

 

the rabbit. the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

Ole Miss @ (-17) Memphis
Sorry Mississippi. I won’t doubt you again. Well, at least not for a couple of weeks.

 

Tha U @ (+4) FSU
I told you, "Fuck if I know"

 

the rabbit.

Other Big Ten

EKU @ (off) Indiana

 

Towson @ (off) Northwestern

 

Montana State @ (off) MSU

 

Toledo (-13) @ Purdue
This was completely my fault. Sorry. Next time I’ll boiler up. Or something

 

the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.the rabbit.

 

WMU @ (+11) TSUN
GOOD LORD I WAS RIGHT! RICHROD MIGHT BRING THE LUSTER TO THE GAME ONCE MORE!! WHOO!

 

Mizzou (-5.5) @ Illinois [St Louis, Missouri]

 

NIU @ (+13) Wisco Whatssmatta Wisco? You "Jump Around" too much TO COVER THE FRAKKING SPREAD!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

the rabbit.the rabbit.

 

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sd1: AKA SONOVAFUCKINGBITCHDICKWADBITCHFUCKER. Or good ol’. Whatever.
sd2: You see what I did there?

One thought on “ditriech vs. the Numbers 3.1 [rabbit day]”

  1. so excited about a michigan winning. and this time you relegated the incomprehensible spitting and seizures to a footnote when mentioning a michigan player’s name!

    I’m calling it now. you’re a closet michigan fan.

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