This Week: 13-12-1 (.500)
Last Week: 23-5-1 (.793)
Rolling 3 Week: 53-30-2 (.623)
YTD: 57-28-2 (.655)
Regressing to the meansd. I sorta knew that after last week’s absolutely wonderful week last week that I would suck this week. Though it is kind of weird that the week RN takes off, I have a week where I go .500. So, I’ll take whatever rabbits I’m supposed to get.
Seriously? Sado Bunny? Was it that bad?
It was? Ok. Fine.
Ole Miss (+3.5) @ SCAR
Seriously. Who is Ole Miss? Like what team is it? Are they Kat? Are they Reilly? Who are they?
USF (-14) @ FSU
UNC (-2.5) @ GATech
USM (-13.5) @ The Fightin’ Manginos!!
The Manginos live to fight another day!
IU @ (+20.5) TSUN
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FRACK TSUN? IT WAS FRACKING INDIANA AND YOU WERE AT HOME? YOU CANT FRACKING HANDLE INDI-FRACKING-ANA? JESUS CHRIST. SERIOUSLY. GUESS WHO GETS THE FUCK MOOSE. (NSFL).
Fresno State (-16.5) @ UCin
LSU @ (-13) Miss. State
TCU @ (+2.5) Clemson
Tha U @ (-2.5) VATech
These are for you Miami. Or should I say U? No? I shouldn’t? Okay.
Illinois @ (+14) Ohio State
Nice to see the Governor not letting up.
Cal @ (-5.5) Oregon
Jahvid wasn’t his best this game! Maybe he could have saved some of those touchdowns for this week!
Who am I kidding, he can still win the Heisman this year.
Arkansas @ (+17.5) ‘Bama
True story, I made fun of a ‘Bama fan throughout most of his time at the Rhino. He was to drunk to realize ‘Bama was up 21. I love me some me.
UTEP @ (+36) Tixas
Jesus Christ. Jesus. 7-64.
UF @ (-21.5) Kentucky
Colorado State (-17) @ BYU
The spread was 17. They lose by 19. This is the last time I trust anything about the state of Colorado. The drive should have showed me that. This is all my fault.
LA-Lafayette @ (-27.5) Nebraska
Can anyone tell me why this game wasn’t off? Anyone?
Grambling State @ (off) OkSU
Boise St. @ (-17) BGSU
This is the last time I pick a team because they sorta look like the Browns. Actually, my first clue that they were going to lose was that they sorta look like the Browns. The jerseys, that is.
ASU @ (+11.5) UGA
Iowa (-9.5) @ Penn State
Fun Fact about the Rhino: It is also a Penn State bar. The Wisco game will be awesomesd2
Washington (-7) @ Stanford
Of course they get blown out. Because Stanford is light years past USC.
Tixas Tech (-1) @ Houston
Wazzu (-45.5) @ USC
Hooray for moral victories!
Other Big Ten
Minny (-1) @ NU
MSU (-3) @ Wisco
Final score was 38-30. But the game was nowhere near that close. Wisco destroyed TSUN-NW
ND (+7) @ Perdue
Ok, You’re Notre Dame. You’re trying to get people to think that your coach isn’t just some horrible fat slob. You know how you do that? YOU DONT BEAT PERDUE BY ONLY 3 POINTS AFTER THEY GOT MANHANDLED BY NIU. GUESS WHO ALSO GETS THE FUCK MOOSE. (NSFL).
sd: I’m not sure if that phrase is being used correctly. But I like the way it sounds.
sd2: The IU game is at 1900 and I doubt they’ll be many PSU fans hanging around. But the wisco game is 1530, and they should be hanging around.