Capturing a Live Squiggle

 

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In case you ever wanted to see one in captivity. And poke it.

Nemo: how are thee?
Bizzo:  At some point, the sun simply died. Other than that, great! Yerself?
Nemo:  Work is silly.
Bizzo:  You have clearly been engaged in deep thought.
Nemo: Reading too much poetry
Bizzo:  Well that video has blossomed in my brain into an all-out Rocky training montage for the next Lightbulb Tube Bar Racing champion of the world.
Nemo: YES! i am thinking Rocky 4
Where the little fish competes against the giant Russian fish and then ends the cold war
The training montage could be the little fish swimming through/breaking up ice while the russian fish is being pumped full of steroid filled fish food/little russian peasant fish.
Bizzo:  I can’t even picture the montage any more. My brain is busy rendering the poor fish in little hats and scarves, saying things like "alas Yakov! I can grow no more wheat!"
But with little fish mouth motions.
Nemo: and then the wolves come followed by wild bears
Bizzo:  Flipperer On The Roof
Bizzo: Yabba yabbba yibble dibble dibble dum
(bubbles)
Nemo: I would like to see flipper sporting the jewish curls
although they could complicate the singing 
Bizzo:  And the racing
Nemo: yes
Bizzo: Peyos totally drag.
Nemo: must stay focused on the race
Bizzo:  I dunno, I am more fascinated by the implications of being a fish and having to apply Leviticus.
Like what if you wake up one day and realize you’re a carp or something?
And yourself are unkosher???
Bizzo:  Existential crisis right there
Nemo: A question i have had for YEARS
are buffalo kosher?
Bizzo:  … huh.
I don’t think it would be advisable to try and milk one.
So we can clear that hurdle right there
Bizzo:  They are in no way scavangers
Nemo: but the cloven hooves!
do they have them?
Bizzo:  ah, good point
Nemo: also do they chew cud?
and with that question I scoot off to dinner
Bizzo:  NO DON’T LEAVE ME HERE
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ANY MORE
YOU READING POETRY?
gah

 

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