The most predictable thing to ever happen.


An anti-abortion group has discovered that legal abortion causes autism.

This makes it the 37,492nd thing Discovered to Cause Autism. Other confirmed causes of autism include Polish people, wind that moves your book while you’re trying to read outside, and salt.

One way this could annoy/bore me even harder: CNN runs with this thing and has an Even Minded Panel Discussion about whether, in fact, bad karma and moon dust cause cancer.

Got to give equal time.

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