Ben Rothelisberger is William Wallace in Robin Hood: Beefcake Justice

Good God.

So think Kingdom of Heaven, with actors misused, history nowhere in sight and fast edits where the drama ought to be.

So think Kingdom of Heaven

 

UPDATE: Man. I should have titled this post "Are you ready to be who you are?" The present tense is in the corner, weepng. Because Ridley Scott was mean to it.